Saturday 26 July 2008

In the year 2050...

... Baa, aged 14,576, finally dies. 'Kyunki Saas... ' takes its 87th generation leap.

... After Maxtouch, Orange and Hutch, Vodafone taken over by yet another company. Cloned puppies of the pug still used in their ads.

... Cars cost less than Rs. 1000. Sales dismal as fuel costs Rs. 2,27,403 per litre.

... Mark Burnett officially runs out of ideas for new reality shows.

... Reliance, Tata and Aditya Birla Group capture every possible market. Underwear with the tagline 'isko laga dala to life jhingala' made available.

... Himesh Reshamiya's songs used in the study of moose mating patterns. Himesh asks for royalty. Denied.

... Democracy dies a natural death as people no longer willing to elect officials. Survey reveals that 98.67% of people prefer to die a natural death.

... Mumbai sets a Guinness World Record for 'the City dug up the most times in the past millennia'.

... TV soap producers will finally realise that if a car's brakes fail, they can simply stop accelerating instead of searching for the nearest cliff or tree for an unnecessary accident.

... TV Soaps will also finally find alternatives to plastic surgery as a means of dumping actors they no longer want in their shows!

... Parsis will be considered an endangered species. Vultures will be extinct.